Week 3 Top 25

Here is the definitive ranking of the top 25 teams after two weeks of play.  A lot changed this week.  Wisconsin and Oklahoma State took big falls out of the ranking.  The SEC sufered an embarassing loss to ULM.  Clearly, this is a reflection on all 14 teams.  A bunch of new teams enter the top 25 this week, so we will see if any of them have staying power.  Most of the country is still playing warm up games, which means we still don't know much about anyone, so a lot will be changing in the upcoming weeks. 

Week 3
1. SEC	No news here.  A.J. McCarron had a big game against Western Kentucky, otherwise nothing notable really occurred.  Expect the Tide to have little trouble against Arkansas this week.  That matchup looks even less intimidating after ULM gave the SEC a kick in the ass last week.
2. USC	In the defense of the defense, Syracuse has a pretty good offense.  The Trojans will need to stiffen up, though if they want to win a national championship.  Matt Barkley and the offense continued to do what they do.
3. Oregon	Oregon must have worn themselves out in the first half against Fresno State, because they took a nap in the second half.  Kenjon Barner was there to kick it back into gear, though, before it got close.  It is the second week in a row that the Ducks have only scored once in the second half, which they hope is not the start of a trend.
4. SEC	Apparently having a live tiger on the scout team is not an effective method of preparation.  Less Miles and the Tigers unleashed the fury on a weaker than expected Washington team.  With Idaho up next, it should be another boring week in Baton Rouge.
5. West Virginia	WVU had the week off and get James Madison this week.  So, they pretty much have another off week.
6. SEC	Things got scary in Missouri until a series of turnovers busted the game open for the dogs.  Apparently Gary Pinkel hasn't received his full alotment of SEC speed yet.  The dogs get FAU as another tune up before the full conference schedule starts.
7. Oklahoma	The offense woke up against whatever glorified high school team OU paid to beat up.  This doesn't mean all is well in Norman, but it is a step in the right direction.
8. Florida State	Sound the alarm…FSU failed to cover the spread against Savannah State.  FSU probably could have easily covered the 70 point spread but was smart enough not to.  The Noles get Wake on Saturday, which will be their first opponent with a pulse.
9. SEC	Connor Shaw still doesn't appear to be ready to go, which could be a problem when not playing ECU.  With UAB up next, Shaw gets another week to heal before Missouri comes up on the schedule.
10. Michigan State	The Spartans get another big test this week against Notre Dame.  Top ten feels a little high right now for Michigan State, but they have a chance to validate themselves after treating the ball like a hot potato against Boise State (pun not initially intended).  If Le'Veon Bell continues to show up big, they should move to 3-0.
11. Texas	Texas continues to rise as they continue to feast on the weak.  The schedule gets really tough this week when Bob Davie and the Fighting Lobos come to town.  After that tough matchup, they face a ferocious SEC team in Oxford, MS.  They'll be lucky to get out of those alive before the conference schedule begins.
12. Clemson	Andre Ellington had another huge game against Ball State while the Tigers put up 52 points.  The defense gave up more than it should have, though most of that came in the second half.  Sammy Watkins returns this week against the Furman University Christian Knights.  Furman provides a nice easy game to get Watkins back into the fold before a huge matchup with FSU next week.
13. Collin Klein	Collin Klein was responsible for 281 yards and 4 touchdowns against Miami.  Miami's entire team was reponsible for 262 yards and 1 touchdown.
14. TCU	TCU actually played a game last week, though it was against Grambling.  The competition may or may not get tougher against Kansas this week.  I don't feel great about having TCU so high but they could be undefeated going to Stillwater at the end of October.
15. VPISU	The Turkeys had a much easier time against Austin Peay on Saturday, so there was no JMU repeat.  They have an interesting game against future ACC opponent, Pitt this week.  Pitt is terrible, though, so it won't be interesting for long.
16. Michigan	Michigan didn't exactly set the world on fire in their rebound game against Air Force.  Air Force is touch, but Michigan had to be hoping for better than a 31-26 win.  The Wolverines get a chance to finish licking their wounds against UMass this week before going to Notre Dame in 2 weeks.
17. Notre Dame	Speaking of Notre Dame, here they are, coming off a scare against a pretty solid Pudue team.  Clearly there are still kinks to work out, but Notre Dame will have a chance to sink or swim in the coming weeks with 5 of the next 6 games against ranked teams.
18. UCLA	Here's a new face.  I'm still skeptical about UCLA's ability to sustain their early success, but that was a big win against Nebraska.  I think this is a case of getting hot quickly under a new coach, but I will give them credit for work done thus far.
19. Nebraska	The old Taylor Martinez struck again on Saturday, throwing for no touchdowns and one interception in crunch time.  The real issue, though, is that the defense gave up 31 points and has shown no signs of improvement.  I probably shouldn't, but I'll continue to give Nebraska the benefit of the doubt, especially when they get Rex Burkhead healthy.
20. BYU	BYU had another easy game against Weber State, and they continued to perform accordingly.  The Utah game was more attractive before the Utes lost to Utah State, but this will still be a good test for BYU.
21. Arizona	Consider me someone not surprised how quickly Arizona has taken to Rich Rod.  He was born to coach in the Pac-12, where defense is optional and winning is a bonus.  They won't be great, but this will be a fun team to watch.
22. Cincinnati	Their quarterback is named Munchie Legeaux.  I think we're done here.
23. SEC	Derek Dooley has brought the Vols back to the promised land.  Okay, maybe not yet, but they have had a good start.  The Vols have lost a shocking 7 games in a row to the Gayta.  Ending that streak is a big step in re-establishing Rocky Top.
24. Louisville	Charlie Strong is doing good things in Louisville.  They're not exactly knocking on the door of the top ten, but they've come a long way quickly from the Steve Kragthorpe disaster.  If they can get over the Munchies, they should win the Big East without too much trouble.
25. Boise State	This is 100% giving them credit for hanging so close with Michigan State who, for the moment, is a top ten team.  The ceiling is low for Boise though.

Week 2 Top 25

We're a bit late this week due to the Monday night game, but here we are.  Not a lot has changed, but there has been some shuffling. As a general rule, I try not to put too much weight on what happens in week one.  That means Michigan doesn't get punished too badly for their loss to the Patriots, and those who barely escaped are granted some level of amnesty.  That said, a lot of warning shots were fired in the opening weekend, and a lot of teams will need to step it up in the coming weeks.

Week 2
1. SEC	I think it's safe to say that Nick Saban's defense has reloaded.  The Tide made a mockery of Michigan and Denard Robinson and physically beat the Wolverines into submission.  What may be even more frightening to opponents is the debut of freshman RB T.J. Yeldon who is already legitimizing Trent Richardson comparisons.
2. USC	USC looked dominant over Hawaii just as they should have.  The schedule gets just a little bit tougher with Syracuse up next but not much.  Stanford comes to L.A. next weekend for the first real pushback.  USC should cruise until they play Oregon late in the year.
3. Oregon	The starting RB and QB are gone, and Oregon may have gotten better.  DeAnthony Thomas has grown to full on freak status, and Marcus Mariota was nearly perfect in his debut at QB.  Yes it was Arkansas State, but the Ducks put up 50 points in the first 22 minutes of the game.  That's hard to do against air.
4. SEC	Breaking News: Tyrann Mathieu is boldly going somewhere no LSU football player has gone before…class.
5. West Virginia	Geno Smith and the WVU offense picked up right where the left off: In the end zone.  The defense is more or less in the same spot as well…les favorable.  Given the performances of the other teams around them, the Couchburners climb a couple spots on the merit that they can simply outscore most everyone they play.
6.   SEC	The dogs were uninspiring against Buffalo, a game they clearly weren't amped for.  Todd Gurley was inspiring and gives Richt hope at the RB spot.  Many more questions will be answered at Mizzou this week.
7. Oklahoma	My fears about OU came true on Saturday.  The massive injuries, suspensions, and departures on offense rendered the Sooners largely ineffective in an ugly win over UTEP.  If they don't get their act together, this could be a long hard fall.
8. SEC	The Dores are just good enough to scare teams, and that's what they did to the Chickens in Nashville.  Connor Shaw played through an injury, and Marcus Lattimore wasn't quite back to form yet but showed flashes.  This wasn't a surprising result, but the offense will need to get going to stay up here.
9. Florida State	The Noles performed as expected in their opener.  The bad news is that Brandon Jenkins is out for the season, which deprives FSU of their top pass rusher.  Of course, they have lots of athletes on the roster to fill in, so we will see what the drop off is.
10. Nebraska	Something strange happened against Southern Miss in week one.  Taylor Martinez threw five touchdown passes, completing 26 of 34 attempts.  Southern Miss isn't Wisconsin, but that's definitely a step in the right direction.
11. Michigan State	Michigan State didn't make it easy against Boise.  Le'Veon Bell lived up to the hype, but Andrew Maxwell almost blew it by turning the ball over.  The defense looks up to par.  Maxwell will have to improve quickly for the Spartans to challenge for a BCS game.
12. Wisconsin	Wisconsin barely escaped with their lives against Northern Iowa.  Montee Ball still put up his numbers, but the rest of the team struggled.  I won't dock them too much for now but they can't continue to struggle.
13. Oklahoma State	Yes, the Cowboys can still score points.  All other analysis on hold until they play someone not called Savannah State.
14. Arkansas	The Hogs didn't exactly blow Jacksonville State out of the water.  Tyler Wilson and the offense eventually got it going, but the defense gave up a lot.  Things could get ugly against Bama in a couple weeks if they don't improve in a hurry.
15. Michigan	Well, the good news is that Denard Robinson wan't seriously injured or killed.  That's really about it.  I will grant amnesty given how good Bama is, but this has a chance to snowball on the Wolverines.
16. Texas	You will notice a trend of solid but unspectacular wins.  The same applies for Texas.
17. TCU	TCU did not have a solid but unspectacular win.  They didn't play at all.
18. Clemson	Clemson's win was very solid, perhaps even approaching spectacular.  Andre Ellington more than made up for the loss of Sammy Watkins.  He was spectacular, which makes the offense even more scary to know that Clemson has the propensity to commit to the running game.  The defense also looked much improved, but Auburn may also be severely defficient on offense.
19. Virginia Polytechnic Institute & State University	Here we have a less than solid and nowhere near spectacular win.  The Turkeys were fortunate to come away with a win.  Good news is that the defense looks great and may in fact live up to the hype.  Logan Thomas, however, is not living up to his hype.  Another 10 win season is very possible if not likely.
20. Notre Dame	There's some sort of joke here about Notre Dame dismantling Navy in Ireland, but it is eluding me.  Navy appears to have regressed significantly, but that was an impressive performance, especially by a team with supposed offensive issues.  The schedule gets much tougher quickly, so we will see how the Irish hold up.
21. Collin Klein	Collin Klein is always solid and always spectacular.
22. Utah	The Utes got off to a good start by beating the crap out of UNC (Northern Colorado).  Competition gets a little tougher this week against Utah State before a big matchup with BYU the following week.
23. Washington	Washington isn't exactly inspiring confidence going into Baton Rouge this week.  The high powered offense only managed 21 points against SDSU, which definitely won't cut it against the Tigers.  This is a big year for Sark, but it's not off to a roaring start.
24. BYU	BYU abused Mike Leach then shoved him in the closet in his Wazzu debut.  The defense was physically dominant, and Riley Nelson looked in mid-season form. Of course, this could all mean that Wazzu has gotten even worse.  For now, though, I give the Mormons the benefit of the doubt.
25. SEC	All that new SEC speed is already paying off in the Midwest with a dominating victory over Directional Louisiana.  They even managed to find a running game.  The third Tigers in the conference get thrown in the fire quickly as Aaron Murray and the dogs come to town on Saturday.  Signs indicate that they at least have a shot.

Week 1 Top 25

The college football season is just days away.  Preseason practices are wrapping up.  SEC teams have almost finished announcing suspensions.  That means it's time to release the initial top 25 for this season.  Remember, this is a ranking of how I view teams today, and anybody can move up or down.  So, if you aren't pleased with where your team is ranked, just be patient.  It will change.

Week 1
1. SEC	What does it take to be presason number one?  Well, being defending National Champs is a start.  Bringing back an NFL propect QB helps, as does bringing back nearly the entire offensive and defensive lines.  Star potential at RB?  Check.  Loads of experience in the back seven on defense?  Okay, not exactly, but there is loads of talent.  Oh, and how could I forget Nick Saban still sits atop the empire.  Elephants are king of the jungle until proven otherwise.
2. USC	The bowl ban is over, and the Trojans are loaded before the scholarship losses really kick in.  If Lane Kiffin's coaching ability is as big as his mouth, the Pac-12 and the rest of the country is going to need protection this year from USC.  With Heisman favorite Matt Barkley throwing to a long tall receiving corps that knows how to get up and go after balls and now an NFL caliber RB, the Trojans should be able to score at will from any position they choose.  If the defense stiffens up, this is a championship caliber team.
3. Oregon	Oregon's offense is built on speed, and for the past 2 years, that has meant the speed of LaMichael James and Deron Thomas.  James and Thomas are gone now but are only being replaced by more speed.  Kenjon Barner becomes the feature back with his own solid highlight reel, and Marcus Mariota brings a big play threat at quarterback.  Last year, as a freshman, De'Anthony Thomas was pretty much the touchdown button.  Look for him to dominate SportsCenter as a sophomore.
4. SEC	Somebody just couldn't keep his hands out of the honey jar.  America's favorite synthetic weed smoker is no longer welcome in Lester's club (but sex offender Zach Mettenberger is).  The Tigahz lose both their best defender and their best offense from last year in Mathieu.  There is still more than enough talent in Baton Rouge to make another run at a title, but the loss of the country's top playmaker puts them slightly behind the 8-ball.
5. Oklahoma	The Stache is back and may be a top Heisman candidate.  The problem?  All of his receivers are gone (Okay, one of them is back).  When Ryan Broyles went down last year, OU had no answer and limped to the finish line.  They've had an offseason to adjust and get a full stable of RBs back, but losses are mounting on the offensive line.  The defense gave up points sooner than later last year and looks to rebound with Mike Stoops returning from Arizona.  The talent is and has always been there for OU to make a title run.  Let's see what Big Game Bob does with it this year.
6. SEC	Do I really think the Gamecocks are this close to being a national title team?  No.  But do I think the next few teams teams are any closer?  No.  More than anything, this is a vote of confidence in Connor Shaw and a healthy Marcus Lattimore.  Stephen Garcia couldn't stop partying off the field last year, and coincidentally, the party on the field started after his dismissal.  Shaw showed that "it" factor down the stretch last year.  The defense took some big losses, including coordinator, Ellis Johnson.  Those losses also include freshman All-American JaDeveon Clowney, who is being replaced by sophomore normal All-American candidate JaDeveon Clowney.
7. West Virginia	Breaking News: Tavon Austin just scored another touchdown against Clemson.  The Mountaineers no longer have to fight the Big East stigma, and the WVU offense may be the best in the nation.  They have more offensive weapons than you can thank in an Oscar speech (or list here).  The key is defense.  If the defense is just good (not even great), WVU could be playing for the national title.  For the record, "good" would be a big step up from last year."
8. SEC	{Insert arrest joke here}.  Okay, now that that's out of the way, let's talk about football.  The dogs have an unhealthy amount of talent returning on defense as well as one of the most promising QBs in the country.  There are far more positives about this team than negatives.  The negatives, though, could be catastrophic.  Aaron Murray is possibly the best QB in the country when the pressure is off, but the dropoff is startling when it's on.  And the pressure is likely to be on more often this year, as the dogs will rely on an inexperienced o-line and a near worst case scenario at RB.  Murray is going into his 3rd year as a starter, though, so he is expected to continue to improve.  Once the secondary returns from suspension, the defense should be as good as anybody, making St. Mark's team a solid top ten team.
9. Florida State	E.J. Manuel is a budding star…again.  The Noles have possibly the most talented defense in the nation…again.  We've been down this road before, and this year is D-Day for Jimbo Fisher.  All the pieces are in place and are experienced.  Free Shoes U started 5 freshmen on the o-line against Notre Dame in whatever they call that bowl game now.  That means, they all come back with great potential.  But...that's all FSU has been for years now: potential.  This team has the potential to run the table and the potential to lose 3-4 games.
10. Wisconsin	Last year, Russell Wilson transferred to Madison from the ACC, boosting the Badgers to national title aspirations.  Wilson is gone, but now Danny O'Brien comes in from Maryland (also an ACC school for those who forgot).  Both O'Brien and Wilson were ACC freshman of the year.  O'Brien was an All-ACC candidate until the Randy Edsall disaster occurred, so (like Wilson) O'Brien took his diploma early and left for Wisconsin.  Oh, and the Badgers also return Heisman finalist Montee Ball and possibly the best backup RB in the country in James White.  Offense has become consistently strong under Brett Bielema, but the defense has been slipping.  If Wisconsin is to move up in the world, the defense has to catch up to the game.
11. Michigan	Was Brady Hoke's first year in Ann Arbor a fluke?  Maybe.  Denard Robinson, however, is not.  It doesn't matter if you put Robinson in Rich Rodriguez's spread or Al Borges's pro set.  He is one of the top 2-3 playmakers in college football.  The Wolverine defense has to continue its marked improvement from last season, especially with Alabama on the schedule to open the season.  We will find out quickly if Michigan is ready to rejoin the elite and if Denard Robinson will be making a serious run at the Heisman.
12. Michigan State	Losing Kirk Cousins at QB is a huge loss for Michigan State.  His leadership brought the Spartans to the verge of a B1G title each of the last two seasons.  What Michigan State does bring back is a stud RB in LeVeon Bell, a solid offensive line, and one of the best defenses in the country.  William Gohlston may be the best defensive lineman in all of college football.
13. Nebraska	At one point, I had Nebraska as high as 7th.  Then I remembered what a headcase Taylor Martinez is and how disappointing the Husker defense has been the last couple years.  That said, Nebraska does have a lot of talent coming back.  There's a reason the defense has been disappointing: they have talent and a highly touted defensive coach in Bo Pelini.  That leaves reason for optimism.  Taylor Martinez has also shown flashes of brilliance that has even brought him into Heisman discussions.  Maybe this is the year he grows up.  Nebraska could go way up or way down from here this season.
14. Oklahoma State	Now we find out if Mike Gundy has truly built a top program in Stillwater or if the last few years were just a flash in the pan.  It's probably safe to say the Cowboys will still score a lot of points even without Brandon Weeden and Justin Blackmon, but a return to the top ten and even national title contention is unlikely.  More than likely, OSU will return to having to win shootouts and 7-8 win seasons.
15. SEC	The Hogs' journey back to the top of the college football world has run off the road.  In a motorcycle wreck of an offseason, Bobby Petrino didn't have as much success trying to sneak out of town in the middle of the night this time.  Now, the Hogs are left with John L. Smith running the show.  The same John L. Smith that preceeded Petrino at Louisville before tanking at Michigan State.  The good news is that Tyler Wilson returns along with a healthy Knile Davis.  There is enough talent in place to still have a good year, but nobody believes Smith is the long term answer.
16. Virginia Polytechnic Institute & State University	Logan Thomas better reach the star potential Turkey fans have envisioned, because the cupboard is empty on offense.  Gone are the program's all-time leading receivers, David Wilson, and basically the entire offensive line.  That's the bad news.  The good news is that almost the entire defense returns, including playmakers like Bruce Taylor and Kyle Fuller.  While the defense may be good enough for another 10 win season and ACC title, that national championship trophy case will continue to sit empty.
17. TCU	TCU became a model for consistency in the Mountain West and never lost a game as a Big East member.  Now, they join the Big 12 to allow to get the conference back up to 10 teams.  The Horned Frogs are still talented and should be greatly improved on defense, but the question is if they are ready to hold up for a full season in a BCS conference.  If Casey Pachall can mature, they have a chance.
18. Texas	Mack Brown is still looking for a replacement for Colt McCoy, and it's looking like David Ashe is currently the frontruner over baby McCoy.  The Texas defense began to return to form last season and should get even better this year.  A return to the running game should ease the pressure on whoever takes over at QB, but until someone proves himself there, the Longhorns won't be all the way back.
19. Clemson	As noted above, West Virginia is still scoring on the Clemson defense.  The Tigers hired Brett Venables from Oklahoma to take over at DC.  Of course, the OU defense was nothing special last year either.  The key, of course, is the offense, which faltered down the stretch.  With a year of experience, Tahj Boyd should be ready to perform for the full season, and Andre Ellington may lead the conference in rushing.  Then there's that Sammy Watkins guy, who, when not failing drug tests, is the best receiver in the nation.
20. Stanford	Stanford has been one of the strongest rushing teams in the nation for the past several years, and Stepfan Taylor returns to lead that attack again.  The Dancing Trees have recruited well, allowing them to build a strong and deep if not flashy roster.  It is yet to be seen how much of an impact losing Andrew Luck will have.  It should be safe to say they won't be returning to the top five this year, and they could fall even further than this.
21. Collin Klein	Collin Klein picks up RG3's torch as the best one man show this year.
22. Notre Dame	This feels very wrong, but the truth is Notre Dame is returning a lot of talent that could finally bring them back into the national picture.  The Irish have playmakers at almost every position except QB.  Mantei T'eo is a future NFL star and leads what should be a very solid (if not better) defense.  Cierre Wood is a solid runningback and will be needed while they navigate the less than stellar QB situation.
23. Utah	Utah ended the year on a hot streak and bring back the potential #1 overall draft pick in DT Star Loutulelei.  How good is Loutulelei?  Just watch the 4th quarter of the Sun Bowl.  The offense will need to develop more consistency, and the return of QB Jordan Wynn from injury should help that.  Even with a mediocre offense, Utah has a chance in the mediocre Pac-12 South (except for USC).
24. Washington	Speaking of mediocre offense and strong defense, that is not the case with Washington (Exhibit A: 2011 Alamo Bowl).  Keith Price comes back in his second year as starter to lead the Huskies' high scoring offense.  With a number of players returning on defense, there is hope it will get better.  But only hope.  Regardless, UW has come a long way in 3 years under Steve Sarkisian.
25. Boise State	Kellen Moore leaves as the all time winningest college QB.  While that is obviously a huge loss, the offense should still be fine (maybe not as good, but fine), especially with D.J. Harper finally getting his chance to star at RB.  What is really alarming is that the Broncos only return one starter on defense.  One.  And that was a pretty good defense last year, just ask Aaron Murray.  Boise is not in anybody's darkhorse national title discussion this year, but as long as Chris Peterson is in town, Boise will stay at the top of the Mountain West.

Conference Predictions

The initial top 25 will be up in the next few days.  In the mean time, here is a shot at predicting how the BCS conference races will play out.  I can pretty much guarantee one pick on here will make me look like a genius and one will make me look like a soccer fan.

ACC

Atlantic:

1.       Florida State

2.       NC State

3.       Clemson

4.       Wake Forest

5.       Boston College

6.       Maryland

Coastal:

1.       Virginia Polytechnic Institute & State University

2.       Georgia Tech

3.       North Carolina

4.       Virginia

5.       Miami

6.      Duke

Big 12

1.       West Virginia

2.       Oklahoma

3.       Texas

4.       TCU

5.       Kansas State

6.       Oklahoma State

7.       Iowa State

8.       Baylor

9.       Texas Tech

10.   Kansas

11.   Team to be named later

12.   Team to be named later

Big East

Let’s be honest, the Big East will just end up in an 8-way tie for third.

B1G

Leaders:

1.       Wisconsin

2.       Ohio State

3.       Purdue

4.       Illinois

5.       Penn State

6.       Indiana

Legends:

1.       Michigan State

2.       Michigan

3.       Nebraska

4.       Northwestern

5.       Iowa

6.       Minnesota

Pac-12

North:

1.       Oregon

2.       Stanford

3.       Washington

4.       Washington State

5.       Cal

6.       Oregon State

South:

1.       USC

2.       Utah

3.       Arizona

4.       Arizona State

5.       UCLA

6.       Colorado

S-E-C…S-E-C…S-E-C…S-E-C

West:

1.       SEC Bear Preservation Society

2.       SEC Corn Dog Stand

3.       SEC Harley Davidson Dealership

4.       SEC Fatigues Boutique

5.       SEC Free Cash Exchange

6.       SEC Cowbell Factory

7.       Harvard of the South

East:

1.       SEC DMV

2.       SEC Chicken Coup

3.       SEC Midwest Satellite Campus

4.       Go Gayta

5.       SEC Wine and Cheese Party

6.       SEC Highway Cleanup Crew

7.       John Calipari

...and we're back...

It’s almost that time of year again, which means we are back here at the QB Duck.  I say “we” as if I’m not the only person writing on here.  A lot has happened since we left off in January.  Missouri and Texas A&M have seen record setting 40 times in camp with a new influx of SEC Speed.  West Virginia and TCU bailed on the Big East to join the Big 12 (which still has 10 teams).  Michael Dyer has been kicked off of two different teams this offseason, which is just as many as Isaiah Crowell and Tyrann Mathieu have combined (he’s an overachiever).    

In a piece of bittersweet news, Bob Davie has left the broadcast booth to rejoin the coaching ranks at New Mexico.  The Lobos have won a total of three games in the past three years, and the sad state of their offensive line should give new meaning to the quarterback duck play. Speaking of sad states, the grease fire at Maryland is burning even higher now that their only hope, QB C.J. Brown, is out for the season.  Looks like crab cakes are now the only thing Maryland does. 

The big theme this year outside of failed drug tests and guns is the NCAA disciplinary committee.  UNC (academic integrity) and Ohio State (entrepreneurialism) will not be playing in bowl games this year, and, by the way, neither will Penn State (well, you know).  This makes them ineligible to receive votes in this poll this season.  Speaking of which, USC is back after a two year bowl ban just in time for them to be loaded in Matt Barkley’s senior season.  Just for the record, I would not vote USC number one.  As per my rules, teams who finished last season with a losing record are also ineligible for the preseason poll, so Colorado and Duke will have to wait at least a week to enter the top 25.

There are a number of big names joining Bob Davie in making a return to the college head coaching ranks.  Terry Bowden (Akron), Urban Meyer (*), and Mike Leach (Washington State) come back from their broadcasting gigs.  Charlie Weis gets a promotion (or demotion) to head coach at Kansas after spending a year calling plays in Gainesville.  Jayhawk fans hope Weis can return to the glory days of Mark Mangino, because Turner Gill clearly wasn’t fat enough to win in Lawrence.

As a refresher of my philosophy on rankings, teams will not be ranked based on a projection of where they will finish.  They will be ranked based on how good I think they are at that point in time.  People in the media often rank teams highly in the preseason because “they could go undefeated with their easy schedule.”  This logic makes no sense for a couple reasons: (1) Perceived future schedule strength has nothing to do with how good a team is; and (2) if an easier schedule is seen as a reason to knock a team at the end of the season (see Oklahoma State vs. Alabama 2011) why would it be cause to rank a team higher at the beginning of the season?  Of course, we will soon have a playoff system to counter this effect, and that’s all I have to say about that.

Now that I have hit all the important topics- conference realignment, SEC Speed, Bob Davie, Maryland crab cakes, drug use, NCAA violations, Duke football, Bob Davie, America’s obesity problem, BCS controversy, and playoffs (!?!?)- I think we are ready to start the season. 

Oops, I almost forgot to mention Tim Tebow.